The Different Types of Men You Encounter Stripping

1.   Flatterer-- Everything about you is perfect.  He probably loves everything about every woman he meets online, but at least he is really, really nice to you, too!  Personal favorite, hands down.  You feel touched by everything he says because he knows every sweet spot you have... okay maybe every sweet spot every woman has... and you could so kiss him until he choked if he were in the room with you but he's not, so, oh well.  Sort of burns, in a fading way like a kiss on the cheek from someone you liked, kinda there for a long time, but not always... a super nice guy.  Again, personal favorite, and if that made you sick, don't worry--- every last other one I'm speaking of meanly.  And don't pick on this one.  He can like other women just as much as he likes me.  I mean, I'll admit I've told someone he had "a good dick" when he asked if I liked it before lol, but chicks tell something more or less graceful in a positive light about every guy's package-- and why shouldn't we?  (Or do guys just really like me better?  Maybe I am just prettier and.... idk... well, the one time I really was the antithesis of dolled up, I didn't meet one of these guys, that is for sure xD).  


2.  The "Using" Man-- just there to get off, wants to give occasional directions but doesn't want to be bothered with complimenting you except if it's specifically to get you to do more-- and the compliments probably drop when he's got you.  

3.  The Controller-- The guy who makes you scared to take your clothes off for him even though he can't hurt you.  Has everything figured out about everything you should do, micromanages your body like its his own.  These are the guys who make you think quitting in the middle of a guy jacking off is not a bad thing.  But thank goodness sweetie, its people like him we have screen names and levels of un-traceability and dynamite and other good stuff for-- like glue for if he ever does find us ("I'll do it for $20-- doing it in person will be priceless!" "Oh what?  Special treat for people who actually go to the trouble of looking me up!  It's high-end lube in return for how sweet you are!") xD  (Even though he could be just clueless on how to treat a lady.)  

4.   The Porno World Addict-- Yeahhh.... #3 just gives off a scary vibe... this one I could have called "The Asshole."  Does a bit of micro-managing himself, convinced you're his own personal porno from the beginning, wants to know it's not a scam, doesn't like the stuffed animal, doesn't like that, wants you to do this, or that, calls you by slang terms he picked off of porno web sites-- talks to you like you're in a porno video he's paid for-- and you're left wondering does this guy have like... any... female friends?  *Ever*... had a female friend?   Like really, I came to get sexual, you came to have an object.... I mean, so what if I strip on the Internet?  You're really easy to delete from a friends' list after calling me a "slut," just saying (and there aren't a lot of women on most sex-oriented sites, probably because of people like you.)  


5.  The Conversationalist-- These guys do happen.  You might not believe me but I promise you it's true.  You meet up somewhere online to have sex chat or strip tease for fun, to see him cum, and he wants to talk to you for what feels like forever.  I mean sometimes it's really, really nice.  Sometimes I'm glad.  I'd rather not think I'm impatient, but sometimes I want to role play or watch him masturbate or be hit on like I'm the hottest thing since sliced bread more than I do talk about our personal lives.  I mean, I love talking about me-- and it's fun-- it's foreplay!  And you know, if you're a nice guy, I want to know about you, and it's in depth and all that... but past a point, I don't mind anticipation, it's just, you know, why the fuck are you on a sex site?? 


Oh... and being bisexual, I'm going to point out women are most often #5, sometimes #1, and this last one is especially for Ladies: 


6.  The Skittish Girl/Guy-- This is the guy who freaks out.  Seeing a real live woman naked and horny is his biggest desire and worst fear, usually young and inexperienced.  "You're so hot!" (I get ready to pour water on my chest) *Leaves chat*.... Was it me?  He said I was hot, right?  Now the guys I understand where I'm totally a bitch for making fun of that, I get that, but girls here deserve no mercy.  The girl came there to get laid, at least online, same as you.... "Why would I get on cam with you?  I just met you and I'm not a slut!"   Really?  That's good cause I'm not either- now if being on this site makes me a slut what does that make you bitch?   Couldn't you just exit your chat screen if you couldn't find a more graceful way of exiting the conversation? 


Okay, on that note, half category. one more....

1-6.5.   Will not Turn On Cam Person-- A lot of these overlap a little, this one does with every one of them at least a little and multiple of them a lot.  This is the person without a cam, or who won't turn it on, and wants you to do everything for them without showing you anything.  Not relevant to Roleplay, naturally, but you're left wondering the rest of the time... who's looking at me right now?  If they're really sweet, this is actually about as good as it gets.. they express themselves in words.  At the least, combine this with the Flatterer and you will have a really good time.  Any bad side or good side is mitigated otherwise speaking.   Now, not everyone has a cam, ok.  

1.6.6.  The Guy Who Won't Stay After Climax-- Okay, that's most men... dang it, I know you guys out there have stuff on your fingers and stuff, but couldn't you wipe off and say something at least as long as "I came," or "You were great," before leaving?  You must know you can't actually see it on cam.... okay... just saying.   *Camera off* or *Chat Left* is not very conclusive.   

Question for my audience--if you go online, and you're one of those people who doesn't have a cam, I want to know, do you, like, really not have a cam??  Or do you just say that so they don't get to see you?